10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon