10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• It's Free To Fold...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.