10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln