10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT