10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.