10 Random Poker Quotes

I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
Why not, when some because there are three.
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it