10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"