10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.