10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "No river, no fish."