10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.