10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth