10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.