10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.