10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Why not, when some because there are three.