10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water