10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..