10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.