10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fold and live to fold again
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls