10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "No river, no fish."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."