10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.