10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]