10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones