10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.