10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer