10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"