10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "No river, no fish."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones