10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Welcome to kicker school
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.