10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth