10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs