10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.