10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it