10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword