10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.