10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "No river, no fish."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz