10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.