10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."