10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Why not, when some because there are three.