10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack