10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- It's Free To Fold...
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- im going to 2 out you to death