10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "All-in, bitches!!!"