10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-