10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine