10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."