10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- im going to 2 out you to death
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com