10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.