10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--