10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"