10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen