10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.