10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike